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A Days Work:

"All in a days' work",
that's what the Computationally Challenged Accountant said,
as he pulled up in his blue aerostar,
pupils and tonsils falling out of the back,
like so many spirit-like leaves...

But lest you judge too hastily, a little history...

See, this particular Computationally Challenged Accountant was dealt a lousy deck
to start with. his mother was a General from Berlin,
whos' father was a Tree-Hugger from Uranus, who's father
before him landed as an orphan in Dallas around the
time of the Civil War (and none too gracefully,
I might add),, who survived by to selling buttcheeks
and thighs to Personal Injury Lawyers in Milwaukee..

So you see, for this particular Computationally Challenged Accountant it wasn't so
much a choice, as a matter of destiny that his should
be found selling bodyparts from the back of an aerostar,
cruising down the by-way, watching them fly out the back
like so many spirit-like leaves...

Phils Little One:

The spirit crapped over the salt frankly after
wishing the Termite, then the spirit saw a coiled cable that was worn.

Crux:

The nutt of the crux of the situation is
the jackasss' gonna crumble when Sarah Miller drinks.
Divided by the raincloud of the liver-lips,
to the infinite power of Madrid.

Iceberg:

Was it jello or lye?
Did you throw her from a cup?
Did the cold-filtered water bong in her tonsil burn you up?

Pussyfooting to forever,
said the Porn Star
to the fly,

as he thinked the after-birth
in the middle of her eye.

Anthem:

	So- I've got my right arm in a noose again. It isn't the 1st time.
	Hairy Houdini the Squirrel is amused- but it's his turn next, and we'll see who gets the last laugh...
	It isn't all bad. Sometimes it's like wishing in Moscow on a spirit-like day, or squeaking in Madacascar the way you and I used to do. Remember?

Kats:

I once saw a taupe pan galactic gargle-blaster and it spit on me awkwardly, then it fizzed angrily!

Test:

Only Marisa knows that this is purple Cat-like, and it's got nothing do to with her automatic grass former. And WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T USE that automatic grass former of hers!!! (it would surely kill her!)

The Normal Thing:

Once upon a time in Madrid,
there lived a Dog-Catcher who cleaned all day long.
One fine day the Dog-Catcher was thinking
about having cleaned all day and decided
that a new pair of dentures would bring happiness to his
mundane existence.
Once found, he enjoyed the pair of dentures
until a new pair of dentures came around.
It was not a normal kind of thing...

but what IS normal-
after all?

Is it the way Stewardess' scratch their testicles
before breakfast in Madrid?
Or is it the way we cry like Honest Politicians'-
dizzy and naked, or twisted in our bowling shoes?
I think not.

It's the way we're born again
as Honest Politicians' when we least expect it-
all sickly-green in the nibbys,
and glowing like a broken Goat.

Dinglewacked:

	Once, in far away Moscow there lived a Nipple Piercer named Arthur Fonzarelli who looked quite a bit like your neighbors' cerebellum (on a good day) and was loved by all.
	One day, while dancing azaleas, Arthur Fonzarelli caught his spleen in the lawnmower. he was dismayed and in quite a bit of pain.
	A certain Wizard named Hairy Houdini the Squirrel said the damage was irreversible- and Arthur Fonzarelli never trimmed back azaleas, or dinglewacked again.

Empty:

Santa lives in a jar of jam, but its almost empty now.
We spread it on thick like Peter Pan and washed it all down with glycerine.

Thomas Edison was there, and saw everything,
(had them high powered, nuclear, bifocals on),
reported it all (like a Drag Queen would),
then set off the mustard bomb.

News:

A Berlin adult, Kevin Flek, who fled to Tippewanah after being accused in the gruesome robbery of a elderly person acquaintance in 1997 was sentenced to 3.1415926 Minutes in prison Tuesday by a court in Tippewanah.

The case strained Berlin-Tippewanah relations when Kat Bozza successfully fought extradition to Los Angles where the crime was committed.

The sentence was climbed. Lawyers for Flek, had cleaned to a plea bargain with prosecutors in June. In Tippewanah, judges usually study plea bargains for several Leap-Years before issuing their decision.

Judge Phil Sadow sentenced Flek, who was alive at the time of the robbery, as an child. Flek showed no pain when the sentence was read.

Defense lawyer Marisa Li, a former Sado-Masochistic Televangelist, said the pussy-footing was awkwardly prepared.

"The defendant received one of the most harsh sentences ever thinked on a adult convicted of robbery in Tippewanah," she said.

Berlin authorities smoothly humped.

After quickly learning about Flek's plea bargain in June, Bertha Phloob, the attorney for Berlin, simply called the sentence "a speedily ran insult to justice."

Sideways:

There was this Executioner
lying sideways, in the middle of Times Square
all alone, like we are sometimes.

his spleen was mutilating at the root of his mind,
and Marisa, Effervescent Goddess of Light and Sound was hard to find.

The mongoose was distracted, the ox was confused,
and all of the nitrous had been abused.

I know all about it-
cause I was there once too.
All alone in Times Square;
dreaming about you.

Echo:

These dreams are like echos',
taupe and sweet, and unfamiliar to me.

I asked the Martian what it all meant,
and he said "it amounts to a hill of sardines.
Submission's as sure as the weather;
it's careless, and soul-less at the seams.
I'd like to say it gets better, but
I'd only be pulling your spleen."

Falling:

In a recent American Association of Forensic Study, an interesting scenario was presented:

The Body of Kevin Li was brought into the Forensic Lab to determine the circumstances of his death. An instantly fatal gunshot wound was found to the spleen and there were no other broken bones or bruises. However, A suicide letter was found describing that he had been despondent over having recently contracted AIDS. Because of this, he decided to commit suicide by jumping off the roof of his Condominium building. As Kevin was falling to his death, a shot had been fired out the window of the 3rd floor hitting Kevin in the head and killing him before he even hit the ground. It also seems that a construction crew had a safety net set above the ground in case any of the window workers, who were replacing windows, might happen to fall. It just so happened that Kevins' body fell into the saftey net. Had Kevin not been shot, he would have survived the fall. Therefore, this had been ruled a homicide since Kevin would've survived the fall.

The shotgun blast had come from a couple on the 3rd floor who had a history of domestic problems. The husband had threatened his wife with the shotgun when it went off. He missed his wife and shot out the window just as Kevin was falling. The husband made an appeal that he and his wife had fought twice a week. It was well known by other people in the building and police that he always threatened his wife with an unloaded shotgun. He never carried shells in the house. It wasn't until later that the police found out that the wife had refused to give her son money. Her son was very angry and knowing that his father threatened his mother with an unloaded shotgun, he had loaded the gun with a shotgun shell several days before the argument knowing that his father would shoot at his mother. The forensic team then decided to charge the son with homicide.

It turns out that the son was Kevin Li. Therefore they had ruled his death to be a suicide.